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29
Nov
09

Nintendo: If it sells don’t change it. [Bitchin’]

When you think about Nintendo, inevitably you think about Mario. Its Nintendo’s flagship… Somehow people dont mind much that Nintendo releases the same game over and over, like an EA’s FIFA. People already expect to have a fucking new Mario game with a little retarded new feature, but generally the same fucking game. The best of all this is that the game will get praised like a motherfucking masterpiece, it will outsell any other new releases and all that crap.

Last time I checked it was kind of fun when I was a kid, even then I didnt get into it. But definitely is a game for kids. It was and it has been in every rehash. A game for kids, that, somehow its better than strategy wonders like Alpha centaury. Typically the original Mario is on the top of the BEST GAMES EVAR LIST made by some fucktard that thinks that a platformer made 24 years ago it’s the pinnacle of gaming.

And if you are going to praise a platformer there probably are some other released recently and more original that fucking Mario all over again, inserting New on the tittle of the game doesnt make the game new at all.

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This generation of games is so terrible that I can only rate games depending on how bad they are.
That is, games can range from a little shitty to horse shit.
A single Poo means a game without a lot of bad features while a game rates as Horse Shit is something to stay away from.

Note: Please take this with sense of humor. If that game you like is shit i can't do anything about it.

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