06
Nov
09

Yes. I hate videogames.

As the title reads, I hate videogames. But don’t get me wrong… only the new ones.

Yeah, every single new game that I try (with rare exceptions) turns out to be crap. I got to a point where I don’t even bother to try out most games and since some time I can tell how shitty a game will be just reading some info about it. The sad part is that I usually am right.

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I know, I must be one of the most pessimistic gamers, but, let down after let down, disappointment after disappointment, I have got tired of this.

Time has come to rate games how they deserve, on a Badness scale.

Because I’m a little tired of  9 to 10 rating system most reviewers like to use. I will skip the cock sucking, and the praises to why wouldn’t you want to play that game, saving you time. But you don’t have to thank me, heh.

So I will put special love in the flaws of a game and rate it based on how many it has. And since I am an old school gamer wearing always nostalgia goggles there is no bigger flaw that making a shitty console port on a casual game… oh man I HATE those.

In the coming days you can expect an article. Or if i finish Dragon Age: Origins and very kind review of it.

Sincerely yours,

Reaven

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2 Responses to “Yes. I hate videogames.”


  1. 1 keen
    10/11/2009 at 6:45 pm

    Yeah, man Im only playing indie games and some old ones most of the time.
    If wasnt for the multiplayer i wouldnt touch any new games

  2. 2 neonfish
    23/01/2010 at 6:24 pm

    Very codexian, though I’m glad it’s a standalone blog.
    But:
    “I can tell how shitty a game will be just reading how is going to be.”
    Please read your shit before you post it.


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About Poo

This generation of games is so terrible that I can only rate games depending on how bad they are.
That is, games can range from a little shitty to horse shit.
A single Poo means a game without a lot of bad features while a game rates as Horse Shit is something to stay away from.

Note: Please take this with sense of humor. If that game you like is shit i can't do anything about it.

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